So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
people are finally seeing why I hate it here
I’ll take my chances at the roof of the world.
And to think some people didn’t understand why I moved on a gut instinct. Ahahaha.. >__>
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All the Water on Planet Earth
Illustration Credit & Copyright: Jack Cook, Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, Howard Perlman, USGS
Explanation: How much of planet Earth is made of water? Very little, actually. Although oceans of water cover about 70 percent of Earth’s surface, these oceans are shallow compared to the Earth’s radius. The above illustration shows what would happen is all of the water on or near the surface of the Earth were bunched up into a ball. The radius of this ball would be only about 700 kilometers, less than half the radius of the Earth’s Moon
Bit of a mind boggle.
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Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel
Directions: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink. Tip: If you can’t get it to light, add more grain alcohol to the top (float, don’t stir in). The wider the mouth of the glass, the more that will be needed.
“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave JohnsonOH GOD.
YES. YES. GET IN ME.
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Whoa, what? That second part RARELY happens…..
I can relate to this because I’m right in the middle. I’m too big for regular size clothes, and not big enough for plus size. Everything’s either too tight or too loose :\
Yup. Pretty much.
Story of my life.
This is me, size US18/20 and nothing ever fits.
1I really want to believe that when I have children, I am not going to be the heartless parent that just films the dumb shit that happens to my kid
But whenever I watch videos like this I worry because I think that is a very hard promise to make to myself
In fact it’s nearly impossible. Just look at this little fucker run
Oh my god I’m fucking crying.
THE CHICKENING
THE CHICKENING.
THE CHICKENING.
I CANNOT BREATHE OH MY GODS
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Japanese Wisteria Tunnel
These photos were taken at the Kawachi Fuji Garden, about a four hour drive from Tokyo, but there are wisteria festivals all over Japan, including at the Kameido-Tenjin Shrine, where tourists in the Edo period often visited the famous wisteria; the Wake Wisteria Park, in Wake-cho, Okayama, and at Ashikaga Flower Park, which has three massive wisteria trellises that extend 3,280 feet squared. (Time Out Tokyo has a list of additional notable wisteria around the city worth visiting.)
Oh.
Wow.
So many bees but so worth it.
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runicbasso asked: In that case~ Gluttony, next! :>
Dr. B ~ the HEB brand of Dr Pepper but with caaaaane sugar. Omg this will be my fast track to diabetes and dentures.
1 runicbasso asked: Greed!
It’s amusing how my first instinct is more related to the gluttony option, buuuut… I would say I cannot get enough of being out in the country side. I have never been in the state of mind and place I am currently, and I go to great lengths to avoid going into big cities — even if I have to for whatever reason.
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